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1st September
2009
written by Sean Noble

Part Deux of the spoof on my car accident and spleen removal is a great song to the tune of the old classic “Last Kiss” as done by Pearl Jam. 

The Spleen Song: a Tribute to Sean Noble

Oh, where oh where can my spleen be?
The doctor took it right out of me
It’s gone and ruptured, now it’s gone for good
I hope my lymph nodes still work like they should.

I was driving home late in my old gray car
I hadn’t driven very far
The rain came down, and straight ahead
A puddle had formed, and I hydroplaned
I couldn’t stop, my car slid to the right
I’ll never forget the sound that night
I rolled it once, and then I rolled it twice
And now my BlackBerry is living with some mice–it’s in the desert.

Oh, where oh where can my spleen be?
The doctor took it right out of me
It’s gone and ruptured, now it’s gone for good
I hope my lymph nodes still work like they should.

When I woke up, white light was shining down
There were people standing all around
It wasn’t heaven, just a cold O.R.
Dr. Casano and an 8-inch scar
I lifted my head, and looked at him and said
“Tell me doctor, will I be alright?”
“I added 30 staples, like a railroad track,”
“But your poor spleen not coming back.”
And now it’s gone, my precious little spleen
I lost my spleen on I-17.

Oh, where oh where can my spleen be?
The doctor took it right out of me
It’s gone and ruptured, now it’s gone for good
I hope my lymph nodes still work like they should.

Ooh~ spleen, Poor  spleen, Ooh~ spleen

I lost my spleen on I-17