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31st August
2009
written by Sean Noble

 My car accident and losing a spleen got spoofed at a talent show Saturday night.  One of the hilarious skits was a person totally covered by a sheet being wheeled in on a gurney by two doctors, talking about “this guy Sean Noble flipped his car, we need to fix him.”

 

The person under the sheet pops up and he’s a dead ringer for Michael Jackson.  Then the music to Billie Jean starts, and he starts to sing:

 

It was just like a horror scene on a movie screen

The sky was black it was raining hard

On my way home…

It was dark, it was wet, on the road…

They claim I USED THE PHONE

It was dark, it was wet, on the road…

 

For three long days and for three long nights – Hadn’t slept at all

Leavin’ Youth Conference when the night

Started to fall

It was dark, it was wet, on the road…

 

People always told me, be careful what you do,

Don’t go around drivin’ late at night

And Mother always told me, no texting while you drive

I wasn’t doing that… but look at where I’m at

I got a –

 

Chorus:

Busted Spleen, it’s not my Liver

I flipped my car and lost my phone on the road

It was dark, it was wet, on the road…

 

They claim I USED THE PHONE

But, DON’T blame it on my thumb

So take my strong advise, don’t roll your car over twice…

 

Groovy Dance Moves…

 

People always told me, be careful what you do,

Don’t go around drivin’ late at night

And Mother always told me, no texting while you drive

I wasn’t doing that… but look at where I’m at

I got a –

 

Chorus:

Busted Spleen, it’s not my Liver

I flipped my car and lost my phone on the road

It was dark, it was wet, on the road…

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2 Comments

  1. 31/08/2009

    Dang!! I wish I could have seen that!!!!

  2. 06/09/2009

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